BENJI SCHWIMMER POPS HIS BOOTY!!
Benji Schwimmer gets hella funky!
Benji Schwimmer looks stupid adorable in hats!!
Benji Schwimmer showed his abs!!!!
Benji Schwimmer can do the splits!!
My future husband!!! Can DO THE SPLITS!!!
Benji Schwimmer's loser of an ex-girlfriend is probably contemplating self-imposed exile from all of humanity. At the very least.
Benji Schwimmer doesn't "get close to girls like that. At least not until [he's] married." (TO ME!!!) But "[he] could get used to it". (WITH ME!!!) For God's sake can this boy be any more lovable?!?!?
OK FINE I'LL CONVERT. Are you happy, Mormons? Damn but y'all are devious.
Benji Schwimmer makes me wanna get TIVO. Like, YESTERDAY.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lay down for a bit of private time. Toodles!
PS: Props also go to Donyelle, his partner, who I admire muchly. Also to Heidi, because she looked so lovely and graceful, and, y'know, because she'll be family soon and all.
PPS: Oh yeah, CNTM was fine. I'm beginning to hate Sisi less (but only a bit!), I thought Tenika should have been booted, and Brandi IS Thandie Newton, even if she was a bit of a drunk. But nowhere NEAR as drunk as Mary Murphy apparently is. All the time. And what is UP with that cackle? I swear she must have been doing a line or 3 during the commercial breaks. This lady out-Paula's Paula!