Friday, June 02, 2006

ohmigodohmigod

My hair. Is all black. All entirely freakin' black. Halloween witch wig? That's me. I had just wanted to take out my highlights. But this... THIS! I haven't had hair this dark since the womb. I am Morticia freakin' Adams. Ohmigod.

Plus I look really bad in hats. Stupid stupid porous hair. More details tomorrow, for now I am going to sleep on my inky black hair and hope it somehow looks better by the light of day.

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10 Comments:

At 12:47 AM, Anonymous the roommate said...

She's exaggerating. It's really not that bad. It's not entirely black... And definitely not in the same league of inky-blackness as Morticia Addams... But the colour namers for the hair dye peoples were DEFINITELY off on this one...

 
At 12:51 AM, Blogger The Glitterati said...

Yeah, "Hazlenut" my ASS, it should be Morticia-nut.

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Post pics.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger The Glitterati said...

What's with you and wanting to see my pain? (FYI, this was the same guy who asked me to post videos of me limping around when I sprained my ankle 4 months ago.)

I hate you, we're no longer friends. What's it been, 8 months this time? :)

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

No, I'm pretty sure we ended our friendship at least once while you were back in town and probably once when you didn't send me videos of sexy pillow-fights after I designed you this thing like we agreed.

Also, post pics.

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Cowgirl Warrior said...

I'm sure it's not that bad, plus you are fabulous no matter what you're hair colour is.
By the way, posted my first "review" let me know what you think.
Hugs

 
At 2:40 PM, Blogger The Glitterati said...

MotC: Dude, you promised not to talk about that in public. NOW how am I supposed to convince my readers that: a) a pillow fight would be awesome idea, and b) the camera is just a movie prop and totally not even on?

I am NOT posting pics. Unless I feel like it later for some reason. You can see my freaky-ass hair when you come visit me already.

Cowgirl Warrior: Awww, thanks! It really isn't so bad...

Oooh, I read your reviews, they're super! (I left some comments over there) I just picked up Lash Exact yesterday, mostly due to your recommendation! I hope I like it as much as you!

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger TheBeautyBrains said...

Alright Glitterati,

If you don't like your hair color (the fake stuff, this won't work on real color) you can remove a lot of it by just soaking your head in plain old water for an hour or so.

The water will swell your hair, open the cuticles and the color will just start coming right out. It's a little known fact that the worst thing for your fake hair color (at least the red and brown shades) is water.

The head soak will work much better than a clarifying shampoo. I recommend drawing a bath, putting on some Jug Band music, and taking a 2 hour nap. That'll pull most of the color out.

Left Brain

 
At 10:20 PM, Blogger The Glitterati said...

Left Brain to the rescue!! But how wrong is it that for me, the most appealing part of that scenario is imagining my roommate walking into the darkened bathroom to find me draped over the tub with my head submersed in water, Nine Inch Nails playing softly in the background. That's just not healthy that my mind went there, is it?

At any rate, none of my friends tonight threw holy water on me or brandished crucifixes in my general direction, so I think I'll keep the colour for now. However, I will post your very useful advice in large shiny letters by the bathroom mirror. Along with the words: "STRAND TEST, DAMMIT!"

Thanks for the knowledge, and for the entertaining mental diorama.

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did the exact same thing YESTERDAY, only with Natural Instincts Clove (Medium Ash Brown). I woke with the urge to color, unfortunately the urge to THINK didn't come until much later. Now it is Monday at work, and I'm getting some straaange looks. I can't wait to go home and soak my head!

 

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