ANTM ... of the FUTURE

Hiya dolls! So tonight was the premier of ANTM's cycle 9, and whooo boy! First, we must congratulate Ms. Tyra Banks for looking pretty much phenomenal during the whole show. Sistah must've worked her butt off over the hiatus. No puffy armpits anywhere to be seen! Rest assured though that what she may have lost in poundage, she took on in camp, meglomania, and general insanity. Same old Tyra that we know and love.

Now that the (apparently) requisite butt-kissing to Tyra is taken care of, let's bid a fond farewell to my girl Marvita. I mean, her name is Marvita, for chrissake, it doesn't get much more awesome than that. But then it does, because in a bikini, she basically looks like Chris Rock with a really nice rack, and she's tough as nails but has a heart of gold and won't take even a second of Ebony's BS. So here's to Marvita!

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In a way, it's probably a good thing that she didn't make it. If she and The Boston Bartender were finalists, I'd never be able to pick a favourite (and no, I don't care if the Boston accent isn't for real, it was for awesome, and that is for sure).


          As it is, I'm already torn between Lisa and Jenah. Lisa because... well, just because she is who she is. And Jenah solely because she reminds me of Amanda Peet, who I think is just gorgeous. And then there is the unbelievably good looking Sarah. Major props to go Jay Manuel for his "real-size model" comment. (Hey, hosting your own show apparently allows you to remove your lips from Tyra's ass long enough to make insightful comments!)


But enough is enough, folks. Let's stop with this Mila ludicrousness, ok? She is like Nicolette Sheridan, Mary Cherry, and a trailer park, all rolled into one unholy package. As my friend wisely said: "They always need someone who obviously gets kicked off in the first couple shows." Well, let's hope this one gets kicked off sooner rather than later.


And on that loving note, I'm off! Anyone else watch the show? Any favourites yet?