It's like if Blogging was Biblical...
... then Eyeshadow Government would be the prodigal blog, all returning to its loving home after a few months' hiatus, during which its hilarious writings were sorely missed. Or something. We don't have to slaughter a lamb or have a feast or anything though, unless you really want to. It's just an analogy... geeze.
Point is, hurray, Violet & Charlotte are back! Go read them; any person who thinks up of things like "...then I punched him, then I puked, then my puke punched him..." MUST be read and adored! Go forth and read and adore! Especially if you are a 16-32 yr old!